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A bear walks into a bar.
Bartender says, “What will it be?”
Bear, “I’ll have a rum and…  …  … coke.”
Bartender, “What’s up with the pause?”
Bear, “I was born with them.”...
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A 60 year old millionaire walks into a bar with his gorgeous 25 year old wife.

Bartender: How did you get her to marry you?

Millionaire: I lied about my age

Bartender: You said 45?

Millionaire: No! I said 90...
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"The ability to play chess is the sign of a gentleman. The ability to play chess well is the sign of a wasted life."
-Paul Morphy...
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Woman:
You’re addicted to gambling. I’m leaving you.

Man:
How much you want to bet you’ll be back...
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My wife told me to take out the spider instead of killing him.

Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He’s a web designer...
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People have told me to be more like Jesus Christ.
So i started drinking wine, calling out hypocrites, and upsetting men in power.
Now they tell me that's not what they meant...
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A man meets a Jew sitting and crying on the street.
Man says, “What’s wrong?”
Jew says, “I just won the lottery.”
Man says, “But that’s a great thing! Why are you crying?”
Jew says, “Yes, but i wasted a dollar by buying an extra ticket!”...
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Just before the funeral, the undertaker approaches the very elderly widow and asks, “How old was your husband?”
“Ninety-eight”, she replies. “Two years older than i am.”
“So you’re ninety-six”, the undertaker says.
"Yes", she responds. "Hardly worth going home, is it?"...